The Poofiest Milkweed Ever (2022 Seed Pod Rescue Mission)
These milkweed seed pods have been sitting around since 2022, and somehow the fluff got even poofier. What started as a “quick cleanup” turned into a full-blown botanical snowstorm. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to wrestle a thousand dandelions at once—this is it.
I’m on a mission to finally get these seeds spread this year before they fossilize. Will a shop vac save the day or just make things worse? Watch the chaos unfold as I test vacuum power versus milkweed fluff. Spoiler: it’s a mess either way.
If you’ve got old pods and an optimistic spirit, join me in the great milkweed fluff showdown. Grab your shop vac, a dust mask, and maybe a sense of humor.
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Sold out. 07/18/2025
Restock date unknown.